- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

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a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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