- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

What is yellow and bright? The sun.

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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