How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

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"What's up?" "A movie about an old man who takes his house to South America by tying balloons to it, who accidentally brings along a young boy with him and they have an adventure."

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What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

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did you know towels can cause dry skin?

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He felt like crossing roads that day.

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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Anti Joke

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