- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

Knock Knock who's there? ... who's there?!?!?! ... WHO'S THERE ?!?!?!? ... stupid kids.

Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

Rose: Mummy, why did you name me Rose? Mother: Because a rose fell on your head when you were a baby Daisy: Mummy, why did you name me Daisy? Mother: Because a daisy fell on you when you were a baby Fridge: durr hurr Mother: Shut up, Fridge

What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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