Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What did the fish say after he

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

A French man gets into a fight

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Caolan and Eamon

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Guess what? Bananas

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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