Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Boxing on Boxing Day

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Emily Walker.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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