- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are u crying?

What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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