- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the horny toad named that way? Because its a misnomer of the horned lizard.

What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 was a sixoffender!

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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