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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Michael Brown

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Where are you going Your house

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