- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

What did the man do when he went to the toilet went toilet

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Jesus Christ

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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