- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

a chinese man pays the full price

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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