- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

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