- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey eat the pineapple? IDK, ask Sam D

Women can vote? WTF

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

hi mom

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

TIMMY

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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