Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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What is the difference between a snail and whale? A loaf of bread

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Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

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There was once a boy named Aladin. He was very poor until he found a magic lamp. When he rubbed the lamp, a genie poped out of the lamp. He said... "I will grant you one wish, master" Aladin thought about this for a long time, until eventually he said... "I wish for all the chocolate in the world" "Very well, master" And the genie granted his wish and Aladin had all the chocolate in the world Unfortunately, because he ate so much chocolate, Aladin died of heart & liver failure

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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What's brown and sticky? Anal

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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