- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

A black student graduated High School

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

scientology.

How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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