- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

You were born.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Knock Knock. Not home.

The Labour Party.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

whats a joke

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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