Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

The Princess is in another castle

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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