- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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