- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because the white man murdered him.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

I'm Polish.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

you dint have to be a jew matt

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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