- Anti Joke

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.