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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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