whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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