- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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