- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Invisible Children Foundation.

How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

boys

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??