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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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