knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

Anti-jokes are funny.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

How come anti jokes r funny

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

c-? men, C-men

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Guess who is violent. Osama

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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