- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

what do you call a young man? a little boy

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

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