- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Connor is homosexuaI

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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