- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

q ggggggggggggggggg

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

hola said the chinese man

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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