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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

hola said the chinese man

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

q ggggggggggggggggg

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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