A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

a skinny sumo wrestler

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Cheese

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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