- Anti Joke

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you