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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.