Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

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Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

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