- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

What is an emulation? I am not as stupid as I seem by the way, I am just a bit shaky myself, but don't you worry i will answer whatever you need,

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

Barack Obama.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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