- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

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