- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Irish sobriety

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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