- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

Chuck Norris is dead......

Why can't february march Because april may

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

cats are pussies

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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