Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

Q: What's green, red, and covered in cookie crumbs? A: A dead girl scout.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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