What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

miha kako si?

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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