- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Your mom is so nice.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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