What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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i am not a pothead!!! the only time ive evr been high was springbreak last year!!! mm hmm... wat were u doin over spring break to get high? i had jaw surgery and the doctor had me on tons of painkillers

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

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A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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How High is a Chinese man

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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