Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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