- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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