- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

What? Why?

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

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