- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

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