Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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What is brown and sticky? A chocolate ice cream made with too much margarine and not enough of the ice mixture used to make Mr Whippy

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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are u black unlucky

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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roy g biv

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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what is the difference between jelly and jam? jelly is smoother where jam has chunks of fruit in it...... and i cant jelly my penis down your throat

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How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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Why was the pedophile in jail? For indecent exposure to a child.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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What do an eagle and a badger have in common? They both live underground...except the eagle

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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