There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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What would Muhammed do?

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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what happened to your carpool? they died.

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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