Why are trees green? I have no idea

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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