A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

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Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

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What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

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Joesph Triphook.

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

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Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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