- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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