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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

One time at band camp.............that's it........

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

What did the teacher do? He taught.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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