Yogurt? You are joking right? I am having yogurt right now, do you like see trough me or something? I mean I have been told people can do that but no way!

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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Why do Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles always smile? Because they enjoy there life even though there both blind.

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Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

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Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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Whats worse than being rapped by a giant scorpion. Being gangbanged by a couple giant scorpions

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Womens rights.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?' The horse says "I was just diagnosed with testicular cancer."

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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So a mouse walks into a bar....the bartender immediatly kills it because he doesn't want another C rating by the sanitation department.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Anti Joke

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