- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock -Who's there? No one -Ok

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

what is red white and blue? the french flag

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What is worse than finding your parents dead? You being charged for the crime.

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

What do you call a man without any money? Broke.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

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