There were three guy's caught trespassing on a farmers land. The farmer said he wont kill them if they did what they were told, he told everyone to pick one fruit. The 1st guy came to him with grapes. The farmer told him to shove it up his butt so he did, the 2nd guy came to the farmer with orange, the farmer told him to shove them up his butt but the guy kept laughing, the farmer got angry and snapped whats so funny? My buddy over over there is picking watermelons.

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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HOLY COW!

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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What's black and crunchy? CO-Co PUFFS

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

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Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings,whats worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust?.. 3 bee stings

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