- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Face...tastes like chicken!

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

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