- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

What is 1 inch long and eats everyone in it's way .... my pet fish

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

Knock knock Go away

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

My cake is yummy, It's icing is blue. It will always be mine, Come close and I'll punch you. So stay away from it And you will be safe, But if you dont listen, Prepare ice for your face!

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