What is you problem!? Im retarded, what is your problem?

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender was incredibly biased towards religion and had the rabbi removed.

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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what do you call a cat that looks like a lion 7

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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