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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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