- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

Why are lawers are so scared of Jerry bryant? Because he bites

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

Oh, go away

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

I read the terms of service.

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