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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

what goes woof ? A dog.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

What is the difference between Chuck Norris and a frog one wears pants and the Chuck Norris doesn't.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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