When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

What did Mel Gibson say to his wife? I apologise for my rude behaviour and intolorable cursing.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

im @ work, LOL.

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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