- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

Women's rights.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

a boy poops in class everybody laughs and now he has no friends

Q: How do you make Kobie Bryant cry? A: Kill his family.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did Sally fall off her bike? She was hit by a falling monkey and fridge.

Wanna know how to confuse a blonde? No. I wanna know which way you would prefer to die.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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