What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

roses are red violets are blue

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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