- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

If you were a booger, I'd pick you and then wash my hands directly after because boogers are gross

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Moon: The sun shines bright like a virgin. He must be high..

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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