- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

Why do people poke people on facebook? Because they have no friends and will die alone

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

What's sadder than a dead baby? Any dead adult, considering how much more they've contributed to society.

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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