What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting a needle shoved into your penis and the needle hitting your scrotum so that you are in serious agony for hours and finding out you cannot have kids because of it.

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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Anti Joke

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