What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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are u black unlucky

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My friend died by getting shot in the head. But he respawned back at his checkpoint.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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hello

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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