Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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Neronism is based on the belief that respect and love for one self and ones opinions, combined with respect and love for the opinions of those which follow the same concepts, is the right thing to do. Now behold what religion has done, it spreads fear and poverty, demands the submission of free will and belief in oneself, which again leads to pedophilia, abuse and discrimination of women, abuse and hate, which breeds life to wars agony, suffering poverty and disease in the name of what defines love these days for some "might exist and be jealous and cruel God which loves you so much, that he gives you the option behind serving him or endless suffering..." Not to mention, this fear of eternal torment, being passed on for generation to generation, creating endless wars since the dawn of mankind. Know that we do consider outsiders inferior, but we do not hate you, we pity you, we will not make you suffer, as you due to your path, suffer enough already. Now ask yourself, if we are what you could say those that represent anti-religion, as we go on knowing this, we can not only do better than religion... ...But the hell if we can do worse! Moral: "We will not walk with pride into the light, we will not go into war against those we disagree with, instead we walk in the dark with humility and listen to our hearts and the one of others in order to find our definition of love and kindness... ...Otherwise Neronism would just be yet another fucking religion, and there is enough of that in this world already. If you listen then you know who I am in spirit, if not then you might have learned something new.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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whats 7+4? 74

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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i like men but im not gay

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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So Nero, seriously, don't be mean, call me, I am going to bed now, nighty nite.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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