What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

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how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

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Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

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Large 4

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

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YOLO You only like Oreos

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Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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