- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Coldpaly is a good band

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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