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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

What's the difference between a leopard and a jaguar ? The rabbit flies faster, while the pigeon can breathe underwater.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Skrillex.

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

A guy at a baseball game....

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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