What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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