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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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