- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

gay porn...

a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??