Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

why was the man sad? his wife died

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

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