How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Dwight Howard

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Who wants $300? Me too.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

think twice or at least think

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

your face is kinda funny

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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